Moment 1
Mama: Amelia, look at the light from the setting sun glistening on the water.
Amelia: (sighs deeply) It’s not really setting Mama. The world is actually rotating so that it seems like it’s setting.
Moment 2
Mama: (kisses Amelia’s cheek) This might be the last time I ever get to kiss the cheek of a 4-year old girl! Until you have a daughter of course.
Amelia: I’m not ever going to have a daughter. I don’t want any trouble in my life.
Moment 3
Amelia: How did people first learn words? And where did the first human come from?
Mama: How about you explain it to me.
Amelia: Runs through an explanation of evolution including, oddly, snails
Mama: That sounds about right.
Amelia: But where did the first seed come from?
Mama: (struggles mentally) I’m going to have to get back to you on that.
What’s the answer?
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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